Lee Joseph

I read the MK3 strategy guide and I didn't own the game.
I read the MK3 strategy guide and I didn't own the game.
Magic: the gathering TCG
Magic: the gathering TCG

I just scratched the inside of my nose. I had forgotten about the jalapeno peppers that I had cut up earlier. I am burning. Yes, I washed my hands (no I didn’t) but that is neither here nor there.

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This is my stream of consciousness. ‘My dog is the best dog’, is what you probably think. Let me counter that argument with, you are wrong! My dog is the best dog. She is fluffy and cute and she loves to cuddle! Checkmate!

Why do I buy books? I know I’ll never read them again. Why don’t I just check them out at the library? I now realize that I have technically bought all of my books twice. Once, at the bookstore (amazon), and once again with my state taxes! That doesn’t make me angry... I just feel stupid for not taking advantage of the library. I mean, technically, I have “taken advantage” of the library. I do have, like, $6.00 in fines to pay. Do you know how long you have to keep a book to have that high of a fine? I don’t either!

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Speaking of which; the Vet I take my dog to is slowly raising the price of a nail trim. Every time I take her, the nail trim price has raised an inconsequential amount, like .21 Cents. Why?! it started as a flat $5.00 but has slowly raised to $7.96 (before tax). It is rather strange.

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Well, what do you think? Did JFK kill Jason Voorhees, like the lego movie said? Let me know in the comments below! Be sure to smash that like button! CONTRIBUTE TO MY PATRION!! I STARTED A GO FUND ME PAGE!!! CASPER MATTRESSES!!!!

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